'tis the season

Mr. and Mrs. Horch (the younger) were getting all mushy under the open hatchback of my car the other day. The ensuing discussion ended with the insistence that my car needed mistletoe... so here's a mock-up of the eventual setup


For further effect, I will now quote some lines from one of my favourite Christmas tunes: "Mistletoe" by The Heebee Jeebees

Oh the weather outside is grating,
If you don't have luck with dating,
If your love life has left you low,
Mistletoe mistletoe mistletoe.
...
If you pucker up for a kiss,
It's the shrub that you're gonna need,
And the truth of the story is,
It brings happiness, this Christmas weed.
...
Results are more safe than drugging,
And it just might lead to hugging,
You'll be married before you know,
Mistletoe mistletoe mistletoe